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  • We're posting YOUR PAGE of funny exercise jokes because we don't believe exercise has to hurt to be beneficial! Just before your workout, take a look at some of these humorous exercise jokes from our customers.

    Then, after you wipe the tears from your eyes, post a humorous exercise saying, picture or joke that you've heard below in the comments section! We'll put it in this collection for all to enjoy.

    You can tell from our website, although we take our anti-aging products seriously, we certainly don't take life too seriously. So, go on, enjoy a few jokes, quotes and one-liners!

    A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
    The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
    This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
    "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

    He lost 63 pounds that week.

    Special Thanks to Don Mayfield from Massillon Ohio for this Funny Exercise Joke

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    We're posting YOUR PAGE of funny exercise jokes because we don't believe exercise has to hurt to be beneficial! Just before your workout, take a look at some of these humorous exercise jokes from our customers.

    Then, after you wipe the tears from your eyes, post a humorous exercise saying, picture or joke that you've heard below in the comments section! We'll put it in this collection for all to enjoy.

    You can tell from our website, although we take our anti-aging products seriously, we certainly don't take life too seriously. So, go on, enjoy a few jokes, quotes and one-liners!

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    What do you get if you run in front of a car?
    Tired!

    What do you get if you run behind a car?
    Exhausted!


    At twenty we worry about what others think of us.

    At forty we don't care about what others think of us.

    At sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.


    Q. What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

    A. About three pounds, including the urn


    One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.

    Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

    Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.

    "What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.

    "Tennis ball?" the man said smiling back.

    "Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"


  • Sometimes, I think we take health and fitness a little too seriously. There’s nothing wrong with having a little bit of fun, and I think a little fun can go a long way towards compliance with a lifestyle fitness approach. I found some funny exercise cartoons that I thought you might get a kick out of…

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